Pink hair and steroids.

You know jesus was cool with slavery, right?

It should only surprise you if you've bought into their spin:

My first thought exactly. The loss didn't hurt the Orioles.

You read my mind.

I didn't get the birthdays reference. Did you?

You want a good read? Check out their bible. Fucking hilarious.

You think that book is funny?

".... in first-century Rome."

Only men can be physically abusive towards other humans.

But they ARE keen on profiting from "making you feel shitty", right??

"what to do next"

"It kind of gave me an insight into how we look down on people who defend their abuse."

Believing in everlasting life is the essence of ignorance.

I have tons of respect for Wong, as he clearly doesn't read the bible. I'd have been more alarmed had he referenced an actual verse.

Yeah. Absolutely as fulfilling as cooking a really good meal. Or doing a spectacular job at cleaning the house.

Thought never occurred to, uh, family plan? Like , I'm not ready, so I'm taking this pill?

Lol. I wonder what it takes for a mother to be jealous of her baby.

Hurry up and make that terrible mistake. Your not getting any younger or enthusiastic.

Never heard of the morning-after pill, eh?