Like you needed domestic violence to learn that?

You have horrifically poor taste in men. Why are you dating anyone? Why do you feel you must? What need drives you into apparently anyone's arms? Is being alone so much worse than everything you've experienced. Seriously???

Support?!

and nobody gives a shot about your perimenapausal ass.

That's the wrong kind of attitude to have.

I'm sure your fat sisters appreciate your modesty.

It means someone stated the obvious.

If you weep over this, what do you do about famine victims?

Good grief. Your clarification makes you sound even more sexist. Just how dumb are you?

You must have lied to him. Clearly men are shallow. Have you not read these experienced women's anecdotes? Their data is irrefutable.

Yeah. Whoopsie daisies

Or, you're not a social scientist, and he's shallow.

You're such an insensitive prick.

You're right. He should get involved with someone, complicate things with a relationship, and further complicate things when it turns out she isn't as flexible as you. Makes total sense. What an asshole for knowing what he wants, and making choices based on his goals.

Uh, we judge you based on you. Isn't that what you do?

It's probably just you, honey.

Your awful attitude is why you'll never find someone to be happy with. Good luck with your cynicism. That would make a great name for your cat: Cynical.

It's my experience that true friends point out mistakes, rather than telling you what you want to hear out of fear you'll abandon them.

-says the misanthrope, denouncing her species.

Why feel helpless? You're incredibly condescending to assume you understand their complex problems, and the solutions to them.