After what he went through this season, I’m guessing he’s extremely disinterested in further heel turns.

Did you ever wonder how the process works for getting a logo design done for your evil terror group bent on world domination? I mean, is there like an evil graphic design firm you hire, or do you have to hire a communications and design staff?

I seriously think of some eco terrorist logo from Captain Planet every time I see this logo. 

This is fucking awesome

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

1 is right

I had no idea Royce White was Janoris Jenkins’ brother.

I’d respect teams a lot more if they were just honest about guys like Winston and didn’t try to shove this bullshit down our throats:

That looks really familiar...

Weird Al is a consummate showman and a good dude.

I think you were a little bit dismissive of Weird Al there. Yeah, comedy songs don’t exactly have a long shelf life and they’re not things you’re going to want to re-listen to a ton. That’s kinda the nature of comedy, plus the fact that so many of the parodies are a recreation of pop music that’s often not all that…

Can you bang on it and see if one falls out?

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

Cops are dumb as fuck and just as dangerous. They protect and serve each other.

The average American cop is pretty stupid. Like they have the brains of a 19-year-old.

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...