Yeah, he should have his own sports column.

I look forward to more, ahem, posts like this

Nice guy. He seems like a real pillar of the community.

Have a Cigar.

Pretty much the only high point of Jets fandom for the past forty years and likely to remain so for another twenty.

Worst Gilmore caused break up since Pink Floyd.

Oh ffs. It will end. Sooner than later.

No, you didn’t suffer just like Browns fans. The Pats won two conference titles and played in 2 Super Bowls before ultimately winning one. The Pats have never moved and become another franchise that then won a Super Bowl or two and then got an existential joke of a franchise as consolation.

You’re 53 years old and posted this. That’s why people hate you. Nothing to do with the sports.

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

They’ve been in a Super Bowls for the majority of my life and I’m 38. Fuck off

Gonna be an interesting day for squirrels.

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger

I was on the 405 freeway in SoCal recently going about 70, and I was in the middle of 3 wide, 6 rows deep of cars. We had lanes keeping us in neat lines. I can’t imagine doing that at Daytona or Talladega, at nearly 200 mph, without lanes.

You seem bitter.

driving in the snow in the south is no different from driving in the snow in the north

Here’s my “good-guy-Dale-Jr.” story. In 2001 or so, off-season, before his dad’s crash, I was at Coyote Joe’s on a night when he and his crew rolled in.

Friendly reminder that Dale Earnhardt Jr is almost certainly a better driver than you “Left Turn Only herp derp derp” comedians.

I’ll put it simple: if you’re going hard enough left, you’ll find yourself turning right.