If Trump is Making America Great Again, why does this Ohio steel mill look like this?

If Trump is unpopular, why does his Christmas tree lighting look like this?

It’s week 16. You expect him to be able to find a group of buyers, have their finances vetted by the league, and complete a massive $2.5B transaction before next Sunday?

These old, rich white men need to have their heart attacks already. Sadly, I have a feeling JJ will live to be a few thousand years old, his head in one of those Futurama magic jars.

Pictured: Drew Magary upon hearing this news

This is your chance Jordan and Steph

And then they lost the game! I knew this celebration was some bad Juju.

I was thinking Junior Johnson is getting a little heavy.

I STOP SHORT

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…

This billionaire bumpkin makes Frank Costanza and his “stop short” maneuver look like fucking Casanova.

Yeah, but did he grab any of them by the pussy?

Way to make this not only political, but decided to generalize all NASCAR fans. I’ve been a NASCAR fan since I was around 8 years old. I didn’t vote for Trump and believe Moore is a piece of a shit. I also don’t yell “fuck yeah” after a wreck, and I’ve been to Daytona plenty of times in my life.

Exactly! Find the people who made this commercial, encase them in a block of cement with Ajit Pai, and offload them in the middle of the fucking ocean. The Arctic Ocean at that. No one will ever bother to recover their remains then.

That ad really pisses me off. Don’t pretend you don’t know what a computer is, you little fucker!

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

panthers have been one of the hottest teams for 5 years now. your loss

In order to plead madness as defense you need to sow the seeds early otherwise no-one will buy it.