I too blame molly for my excessive thirst.

That’s a shit ton of white people in different outfits.

The first season of the show had a lot of players you could get behind and support as they tried to get a second chance to play D1. The second season had zero sympathetic players, including Wright. That being said, the second season delves more into how the coach is a scumbag which I think is important to portray.

Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.

Do you not recall WHEN he was fired, Sherlock?

And what is the deal with airline food?

The empy seats twitter account deserves a follow for cataloging all the “sold out” sports events.

Our next corner is standing on a corner.

“That’s what I said!”

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

Or foot stuff!

I already immensely regret drafting Brady for my fantasy team. Not so much because of his performance (as underwhelming as it has been), but because I can’t really watch the Pats play while hoping that a piano falls on him like I usually do. The experience is ruined.

Literally any Big Ten or Packer game.

I never knew why nike made so many wicking synthetic polo shirts, but now I realize they are the ultimate shirt for drunken stadium fighting.

Alabama fan Charles Jr claimed he was only sticking up for Uncle Dad.

Howard U stayed at the same hotel as my wife and I this weekend in LV and we ran into several players in the elevators. Could not have been a nicer, more courteous group of young men. Congrats, Bison, you deserve it.

Wait until Phil Jackson gets a gig in the NFL.