syc·o·phant

Not just racist white women! See also: racist white men.

What a sycophant.

Never one to leave it up to fate, Sherman decided to further hurt the Panthers playoff chances by having his team lose to the Saints and Buccaneers.

Spare Tyrod, spoil the child.

Richie Incognito’s Iroquois name is Blabbering Dipshit.

ascots can’t melt steel beams!

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

That’ll get you a handy from Huckabee but no eye contact or “gay stuff”.

Access to Donald Trump, Mike Pence, their family members, and their cabinet secretaries can be purchased off a menu ($25k-$1 million) by wealthy donors to the Presidential Inaugural Committee.

Hey yokels, enjoy getting fucked in the ass:)

Muckenfuss was definitely the standout of the story for me.

It’s a must-listen every morning for me. I love it largely because they’re not always talking about sports. I love how they mock the absurd debates of other shows, especially with their ridiculous polls every day.

Not saying whether the SC players’ allegations are true, but if they are, thank goodness Clemson doesn’t have any black players that might be offended by their teammates’ usage of racial slurs!

(Looks at standings to see no other 4-13 teams)

Francis!

That Twitter handle is awesome though.

He’s getting too old for this shit.

He’s planning on retiring after the bowl game? based on every cop movie I’ve ever seen, this will not end well.