Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put a bloody red sock on Pedo Bear.

Jordan Farmar.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Well they do say, “dress for the job you want” and I guess the job he wants is to be homeless. Given his financial history, he’s well on his way.

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

If you’re talking shit about the McRib then we’re gonna fight.

She also likes gladiator movies.

Katrina speaks jive.

What are you talking about? That’s Turd Ferguson.

I’m talking about planes, because really who wants to talk about Trump. We know he’s an awful person, and it’s depressing how many people still want to vote for him, so why not have planes?

Looks like the panel picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Holy shit, you weren’t joking.

There’s a channel that shows old Johnny Carson-era Tonight Show shows (man, that’s a lot of shows in one sentence).

Contestant: [watches video above]

Conservative comedy is more sad and pathetic than funny.

“Damn, and I thought I was shot”

Q: Can you describe the scene in Bristol when Schilling was fired from ESPN?

Chase Budinger, Randy Foye, Luis Scola, Greivis Vasquez - sure looks that way.

Are you sure that fridge shouldn’t be higher on your blackmail list?

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it’s cold as hell.