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It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

Or what I like to think what would have happened in Macbeth if Lady Macbeth had not died.

I’m a HOC fan and sorry but I just don’t buy the premise that once they finally claw their way to the top, Claire would suddenly have a change of heart and not just stick it out for appearance’s sake until they leave the White House.

one of those surnames is an ancient Hindu surname, the other is unclear (south asian of some sort, maybe indonesian) and one is Arabic, which could imply its owner came from anywhere in a cultural world spanning from North Africa to Southeast Asia.

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

Ohh I think they have chemistry coming out of their ears!

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

Yeah, this makes no sense unless they are sure they got her. If it was a complete reboot I can see not casting any of them, but since this is a sequel you kind of have to get at least SMG

Are they casting SMG for the role of Kathryn because otherwise I see no point.

Anyone else remember the lulzy prequel TV movie (I think, definitely wasn’t in the cinema) Manchester Prep starring a young Amy Adams as Katherine? XD If you’re reading this and thinking “Huh, Amy Adams playing a damaged-but-in-a-sexxxxy-way manipulative bad girl vamp who destroys everything she touches, I don’t see…

That Gellar/Blair kiss though...launched a million boners.

I’d rather a show based on the original Dangerous Liaisons. Yes, Cruel Intentions was fun, but it was so, so, so 90s. Make it a period drama with fabulous Rococo wigs and put it on HBO. I’m so there.

Tavi Gevinson is insufferable.

Yo, watch The Wire. It’s TIGHT.

Short answer: No.

A man making these sort of “satirical” “jokes” would be “fired”.

Was it? I don't see how it could be viewed as satirical. If it was, what was the point?