I like guns a lot, but I am SUPER PRO GUN CONTROL, as in “you must submit to background check including mental health records, complete an extensive class like with driver’s ed, take tests, get a license, keep that license up to date, and the second you’re convicted of any even remotely violent crime, that license is…

It’s the same in Tennessee. You have to talk to the pharmacist and justify your need for sudafed. I have to take a monthly injection and it’s the same way trying to get syringes even though there isn’t a law about that. One time I had to buy sudafed, a syringe, and valtrex all in one trip to the pharmacy. That was a…

If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.

My husband and I have been using withdrawal method for 10 years and I’ve not had any unintended pregnancies. I did, however, get pregnant on the pill in my very early 20’s ( I didn’t have the baby). Pulling out is a risky venture to be sure. It works fine for some people, but everyone’s situation doesn’t happen the…

Fascinating. I don’t feel this way at all. I am deeply committed to not getting pregnant, and always have been. I have nightmares about finding out that I’m pregnant. I reflect almost every single day on how grateful I am not to be pregnant or have kids. I’m almost certain that I would get an abortion if I did get…

I seriously do not understand people that use the “pull out method”. That’s not a method. That’s having unprotected sex and hoping for the best.

Right? I loved “this is a good baby,” like he was picking out a melon at the grocery store.

I concur. 100%. Gimme those toesies, or arm rolls, or chunky thighs!

When I was a babysitter, I once managed to comfort an inconsolable new-born by putting her mother’s sweater around her. She moved her head around like a little puppy, smelling a familiar smell, and immediately quietened down.

I think he was getting a hit of that fresh baby scent :D

I got lectured by a co worker for kissing another co worker’s baby. That’s right, it wasn’t even her baby. Stfu, if there is fat baby legs in my arms. It’s gonna get eaten.

Same, same.

aww thats like that story that happened i guess a few months ago where a woman ended up taking someone’s kid and they fell asleep and she spent the entire ride with stranger baby in her lap.

My mom totally handed me off to a stranger on a plane once. I’d been screaming my head off, she was at her wits’ end, and a kindly old lady asked if she could try to calm me down. She still gets teary talking about how relieved she was.

It’s the one hand! My hands are nowhere near big enough to hold a whole baby but it’s like he’s just carrying a shoe around.

Now if only I had a screaming baby. I never thought I’d say that, but I want to try this shit out.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

I love how doctors manhandle babies so confidently like a sack of potatoes. I hold my niece like she is made of tissue paper, but this guy is a pro!

Those Trevor Noah tweets aren’t great but having spent a lot of time in South Africa, I recognise the local sense of humour. It’s heavy-handed and unsubtle and often not what a UK or US comedian would think was appropriate.