Scott Disick > All Jenners.

Also Kendall > Kylie 100%

When he told Kim that she knows what to do while she was getting ready to walk down the isle for the third time, he instantly became my favorite.

Drapes, don’t lie — Marchman wrote this list, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how utterly, horrifyingly WRONG it is. #teamkourt #thelord4eva

I have to agree, his antics were the best part of the show at least in the early seasons.

When I read “Robert Kardashian” I assumed this list was referring to the father. And that seemed right.

None of the Kardashian-Disick children are listed; ranking deemed statistically invalid.

Doesn’t OJ get a spot on the list for being the big Kardashian’s real dad?

GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT WE’RE SEXUALIZING YOUNG WOMEN LESS AND LESS UGH

Seriously. Even as a “joke” it’s fucking tired. No one thinks its funny but the jezebel clique.

People tell me I look "like a baby" all the time. I'm 25. At a certain point it just becomes ridiculous.

She looks 11.

Yeah it’s been time to let this die for a while

I’m sorry but its getting REALLY creepy (more than usual) referring to this adult woman as a baby. I know its for shits n giggles but still.

Ok, so, like, I thought it was hilarious and all but I think we might need to tone it down it with the baby talk and stuff cause I’m starting to get some v weird conflicting feelings here.

Someone pointed out earlier today that there’s no way she hasn’t seen Scott’s dick by now. I agree with them. Maybe she hasn’t slept with any white men, but she’s definitely seen a white penis before.

If this isn’t a fight with Monica I don’t care.

Museums buy and sell remains frequently. As do curio shops. I’ve bought human teeth at a junk shop before. The key here is that you’re not allowed to buy and sell human remains when you’re effectively grave-robbing.

No shit that isn’t an ad. No one is going to buy this if they think it will make John Mayer appear in their home.

Hard pass.