Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

“Assembly is the reverse of disassembly.”

Best Jeep grill EVAR!

What about eye lashes on a Caliber Compass ?

Yes. We found the other nut, and that’s when I knew I was screwed!

Oh man. I feel your pain. The 86 was a MK1a as well. The lightest of that series. They’re an awesome car when sorted properly. I used to race one, number 3 in this pic. I still feel that despite this pic showing me from behind this is arguably the coolest I will ever look. I even had hair back then.

Hahaha I’d like to watch that guy do sparkplugs on a transverse V8...

I do something similar but I avoid Autozone at all costs. The guys the people at my local one refer to themselves as mechanics... Yeah, ok.

I’m not sure autozone is an upgrade over o’rielly’s..........

depending on how you look at it... seems like David had the best store experience... he got head for free.

Is that a Harrison Ford Falcon?

Joseph Abboud meets JNCO.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Same person?

I feel the same about Olympians.

St. George Terroir Gin!!

I’m currently in love with this silly Irish whiskey, Paddy.

If the dems ever regain control they should rethink the names for these programs.

My official (internal) rule of Kinja is to try to be as kind as I can to everyone, even if (and this has happened quite a lot on Jezebel) the other commenter is basically dehumanizing me. :)