That is kind of sad-this is really sad

Yes, and sometimes...you’re trapped.

“When you’re a hammer, everything looks like an unreliable starter.”

You sure you’re not Joe Biden?

Nope.

VW’s grip on reality slipped away when they decided to brazenly market cars with cheat devices for years as TDI Clean Diesels.

Well, to be fair....

Here you go.

1) A convertible anything is irrational

Well that’s what they have to pay him so he can afford rent within a 4 hour radius of work.

It’s pretty clear what the market for this currently drives.

The world would be a better place if every last CLA/A-Class were herded over the edge of a cliff.

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

Maybe he had google glass and he was texting.

At least not after the first one.

You’re on your way, a true Jalop will find some arcane detail in the tail lights or shift knob to be pissy about!

You haven’t gone full Jalop until you see this beautiful (not brown) beast and then immediately complain about the engine’s lack of air-cooling. The GT3RS is nice and all, but it’s no 993. Where’s the driver engagement? Why no manual?You don’t need 520hp. Why has the 911 gotten so big? blah blah blah

“The “GT3 RS” script, particularly the large print above the rocker panel, is starting to look dated to me.”

TI-8x too new for hipsters. Must use mechanical calculator for kombucha recipe.

Diesel seems to be doing the job of disrupting itself.