I was just about to write that the Bad QB Performance of the Week Award should probably be renamed the Colin Kaepernick Memorial Award because, you know, that’s what a lot of us are thinking.

I can’t believe that my roommate who I met because of Jezebel is on Jezebel.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.

They are now the Cleveland Ham Fighters. If we all believe hard enough, we can make it happen.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

I don’t like to think of it as lazy. It just likes to go its own direction.

Ayinger for imported and Great Lakes for domestic are the two standards for me each year, although Great Lakes Oktoberfest isn’t available to all of the US.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

I will take any schwarzbier you have lying around off your hands. One of my favorite styles.

Pennsylvania is one of the few places that brews a lot of craft lagers. There are some great Oktoberfest beers from PA. Victory makes a great one they called “Fest Bier”, which is a Marzen. They also have a limited release draft only Wiesn that is more similar to a German Oktoberfest style. Theresienwiese = Wiesn.…

If only there were a quarterback out there who, after biding his time on the bench, took over a team with a stacked defense and got to the Super Bowl. But those guys aren’t just available at this point of the season, right?

Is that the one where Tracy does all the one-liners about his fucked up childhood? “I once saw a pack of dogs successfully operate a Wendy’s!”

Probably Rosemary’s baby, but the one where Pee Wee Herman played the deformed, inbred German prince is another.

I refuse to watch an Edison-Tesla rivalry film until somebody adapts Matt Fraction’s The Five Fists of Science.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Tbf Hernandez preemptively suspended himself

Brady just needs a couple of Ortiz’s special “vitamins”, hell they might even be legal for him I’m not familiar with the regulations governing Veterinary medicine.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

I think you meant battling 400