I right away figured out this was a mismatch. He had no comedy background. We couldn’t have a hilarious conversation about anything. His main interest in life was something that none of us had ever focused on, which was yelling about jokes in all caps text messages. He could park himself on the couch and send all caps…

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

True but the level of self-righteousness he routinely displays combined with the murders makes Lewis an impressive contender in this race.

i’ll watch this gif until i am dead

I’ll disagree. Not every year of the Civil War was bad. Obviously, 1865 was pretty good for the North anyway and the South too if we want to get down to it. The Emancipation Proclamation was nice. The reelection of Lincoln and rejection of the Copperheads was a good moment. There were definitely some pretty awesome…

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.

It’s good, but it’s no “Who wants to sex Mutumbo?”

Thielen turns DB around and uses great feet to save QB

If you go to bat for man of steel, I’ll steel myself for Batman.

Risk is the best strategy board game you’ve ever played until you play literally any other strategy board game.

Damn right, lets get that rolling.

Approves

Still better than Pence. Mother won’t even let him hold a banana.

The problem is that idiots fuck each other, and give birth to republicans.

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

Need a wedding ring on that finger to complete the “look.”

I try to avoid fucking idiots wherever and whenever possible.

I was just about to write that the Bad QB Performance of the Week Award should probably be renamed the Colin Kaepernick Memorial Award because, you know, that’s what a lot of us are thinking.

I can’t believe that my roommate who I met because of Jezebel is on Jezebel.

I can not believe that my cross stitch is on here.