I flea what you mean, but I dust don’t see him staying this productive throughout the life of his contract. Any potential trade partner would also have to chigger with his injury history, there could be a lot of dead money in the back end of that deal.  

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

At some point President Obama is coming back for us, right?

bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

I had to google “identitarian”

No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.

“Goddammit, Emma, I was gonna use that headline *tomorrow* afternoon.”

It’s after July 1st. Had to find the money to cut that Bobby Bonilla check somehow

This is a bunch of libturd cuck nonsense. There is no division within the Trump administration. Everyone is singularly focused on Making America Great again, and the fakenews PC narrative can’t handle it. Look, here Kushner (left) and Bannon (guess) are at a recent #MAGA rally, does this look like a sign of…

• Hands in photos already circled in gold sharpie to send to Graydon Carter

Any truth to the rumor that WH staffers have covered up all the mirrors, because Trump keeps on attacking that other president?

i just lol’d so hard at my desk at that

Came here (into the show more replies section) for this reference. Was not disappointed.

“This guy can’t throw. What the hell are we going to do?”

I just pray they hang his bronzed plaque low enough for everyone to be able to touch his head for as long as the Hall exists.

So the pandas in the crowd wouldn’t eat the cages before the finish of the match.

This is one of my pet peeves too. I think we need to come up with a semi-informal word to describe a woman. There’s no equivalent for “guy”, as in “I met this guy last night.” Saying, “I met this woman last night” sounds too formal (just like “I met this man last night” sounds weird in casual conversation), but…

How could somebody pay for $110 to watch a serial abuser use a brain-scrambled dipshit as a human punching bag (in high def)? How do Adam Sandler movies make money? How can I make $5500/week working from home just like my aunt, ask me how.

I thought Yankee Stadium was sponsored by Lowe’s since it’s a giant toolbox