mystified or bored or otherwise deterred by a simple screen

Could we stop shaming Pablo Sandoval?

I will gladly replace your healthcare Tuesday after repealing it today.

Stealing purses eh? Would you say he was a Louisville Mugger?!

We’re all watching a predator at work.

33 now and the only festival I really consider going to anymore is The Fest in Gainesville, FL. Everything’s basically right next to the UF campus, the shows are all in bars/clubs that are within walking distance of each other, you stay in a real adult hotel (which is also right in the middle of everything) and it’s…

I hereby coronate your grandmother the Corn Queen of Iowa. Now that’s a monarchy. You’re the Crown Cob.

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

They’re similar in as much as they’re both noises made by birds. Chickens go “cuck, cuck, cuck”, while turkeys go “goebbel, goebbel, goebbel”.

Basset hound. Bed sheet. Just stepped on the end that was dragging and threw a stick. She pretty much pulled it out of herself after that.

well, you are a better sport than the missus I guess.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

“Impressive!” - Jaime Moyer

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Deadspin scooped by Twitter user @5lk?Gizmodo Media Group is already really reeling from the loss of Ashley Feinberg.

It’s one of the first things I did to my car. I hate auto locking. I am much more worried about needing to get out of the car and not being able to because the doors are locked ( I.e. Being In an accident, incapacitated and need to be removed by rescuers), than I am of being car jacked. I’ve been in car accidents. …

You’d think they’d be better stocked for replacement Trout.