I don’t think there’s any chance the Mariners win a bidding war for the one day contract.

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Nice to see Tom Brady multi-tasking in his offseason.

Not just between periods, they should do this at every paws in the action.

Because instead you can have a bunch of six year olds playing hockey between periods?

Is there a discount since I only need THE EDGE of a seat?

All of the women would be on the other side of the island strategizing our next steps while the men tried to kill each other. I’d say they could get along amicably for maybe a couple days talking about video games and ranking best grains of sand or whatever, but I think they’d all be dead by day 3.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

ahem that’s Boner Bolton, now.

“Clam slam” is now the name of my imaginary riot grrl band.

I haven’t read the article yet I just wanted to say that in over 30 years I have never felt the urge to clam slam another woman...

D.B. Pooper

That not a man, its a chicken boo

False tag operation if I ever saw one.

Putin already has.

That fits with what Trump’s been saying: He loves semantics. He’s the least anti-semantic person you’ve ever seen.

Starred for the Dodgeball reference.