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I liked John Wick and will gladly see John Wick 2 but my rude opinion is that people who think John Wick is the greatest action movie ever need to be slapped in the face and forced to watch The Raid and The Raid 2.

For a guy without a working finger, he seems easily triggered.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

Rosie O’Donnell needs to play Bannon.

Who wants a brownie?

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

What next?

I’d imagine that Gisele’s private investigators have that beat pretty well covered, for the inevitable divorce.

Seriously.

It’s kind of a perfect parallel. He’s got the brother who’s undeniably worse yet somehow wins more.

Right. “Mother” comes out in mock formality.

Either this, or when she’s speaking to me as if I’m a child. I’m 42.

This. Or when I’m jokingly being a dick when she asks for something, as in “Yes, Mother.”

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.