I can gladly go over some diplomacy know-how with this ambitious youngster in between bites of Popeye’s during my lunch break!

Your wife had a PhD? Did they take it away after learning that she enjoyed Monster Jam?

Oh, shit, I hadn’t even considered that! It makes sense that Philly suggested it then, because I think what they’ve said over the years is that they can’t do the kelly green regularly because it would have to be worn with their current helmets.

Right? That sounds awesome. The other proposal that caught my attention: alternate color helmets for 3rd color jerseys, submitted by Philly. We could see Jacksonville come up with an even uglier helmet!

Seriously, this picture is even more ridiculous than Dukakis in a tank. Yeah, all presidents have goofy photo ops, but they don’t look they’re little boys playing at being an adult.

Doug Pederson -> Donovan McNabb?

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the only thing people are more loyal to than their political party is their football team. When the Texans sign him, most Trump supporters will think, “Yeah, Trump thinks Kaepernik isn’t making America great again, but he’ll win us a couple more games this year!”.

You don’t recognize comedy superstar Chris Kattan? Damn kids these days...

WHAT IF MICK - those examples are of people who’s incomes are low enough that they’re effectively not paying federal taxes? So they’re not paying for any of those things. I’m paying for them, AND I’M OKAY WITH THAT.

Hey, at least there’s a really great brewery in Croydon! They make a smoked lager called Croydon is Burning, and maybe that’s wishful thinking?

Well, yeah. Those are just the ABCs of being a Phillies fan:
Always

A rally in the shithole that is Melbourne, FL? Where the fuck are they going to hold it, at the dog track right off 95?

My parents did something similar, with unwrapped presents being from Santa, and wrapped presents from the parents. My wife thinks this is insane, but like Drew said, I LOVED seeing that pile of presents first thing.

Wait, does Trump golf left handed? More importantly, I guess the person taking this picture and is probably kinda close is pretty damned confident that Trump is about to miss.

Forget the Music City Miracle and the Super Bowl, I will always remember Frank Wycheck for that time in 2001 when he went first overall in a fantasy football draft. Someone who couldn’t make the draft sent their roommate who knew as much about football as Donald Trump knows about governing. Said someone ended up…

I had my suspicions, but I’m happy I now have a gif where I realize that Lady Gaga is basically doing a Spider-Man jump off the roof.

Less of a football name, but I would also accept Luke Skybarker.

In terms of trolling him, I just want a journalist to phrase a question along the lines of “So, what does President Bannon think about such and such...”. If anything, that’s probably the quickest way to get rid of Bannon.

Substitute George Washington Carver for Attucks, and that’s pretty much on point, as far as my schooling went.

Hearing about this poll on the news during my drive home Monday night, I completely lost it. I couldn’t believe that a full half of the country supported such racist and hateful policies. I’m very even-tempered to the point that I think I’ve lost my temper only once or twice in the past decade. But that realization…