“Thank your wife for the lovely dinner (even if she didn’t toast the buns as much as you would have toasted them for you are the TRUE SANDWICH ARTIST)“

False. One can never have enough Old Bay.

Considering I expected this scenario to play out within 24 hours of the inauguration, it’s like bonus time! Seriously, every time I check the news, I hold my breath hoping that Trump didn’t call Kim Jong-Un a Loser! Sad! on Twitter

Most of the time, it’s “Mom”. I’ll admit that there’s an occasional “Mother”, but usually that’s in a chiding tone or maybe an aggravated tone. You need that second syllable to really stress the mocking or the anger. Basically, I equate “Mother” to the use of “First Name Middle Name”.

I live in a reddish town in a bluish county in a blue state. Republicans ran unopposed for town council, and I’m thinking about running. Not that they need another white guy on the committee, but at least I’d be the youngest! (I’ve tried to encourage my wife to run instead) I started attending the meetings after…

How does the scoring for punters work and what site is this on? I’m always game for new twists.

Oh, they want to deport any alien arrested for any crime. Who gives a fuck about due process!

#23 looks like it’s suggesting amending the National Voter Registration Act. Yay, let’s make it even more difficult for people to vote!