They are so soft. Plus last time I wore something from American Apparel, my cab driver told me “I can tell from your style that you are a real New Yorker.” I literally was there for a day. Where else can I buy such good false authenticity?

After checking out of the fancy shmancy hotel where she had been staying, Affleck moved her into a $10,000 a month private home “in the LA area.” He also gave her enough money to buy a $50,000 Lexus convertible

I kinda wish Jennifer Aniston would just go off on someone one of these days about how she doesn’t like children* and she’s never having one and to shut the fuck up about it.

its not wrong in the sense that they are both angry and white

is in no way the face of keith urban

#TeamEagle

We need more eagles.

I like how these creeps do the most heinous things imaginable, but throw JESUS in there and it’s like they can’t throw dinners or pass out awards fast enough.

Jesus would like a word w every single person involved in this bc it appears something got lost in translation.

Even Reagan would find today’s GOP disgusting.

FFS, I shouldn’t have to use this meme twice in one day! Another touching spectacle from the “Family Values” & “personal responsibility” party.

This seriously can’t be real Anna. I mean, this is some Onion quality shit right here. This has to be fake....it HAS to be fake.....please say it’s fake! MAKE IT BE FAKE! THIS CAN’T BE THE REAL FUCKING WORLD WE LIVE IN IN THE YEAR 2015....it fucking is isn’t it?

The group’s press release say Fite and Harris “demonstrated courage by standing strong in faith when situations were tough at the State Capitol and they did so with grace. They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.” It commends the two lawmakers for…

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

That’s some fine wankerin friend, fine wankerin.

I thought about starting an Instagram account, but I don’t want to break the internet.

I live in California and supported and continue to support prop 47. I have not heard anything about violent criminals being released en masse here.

Here’s my useless opinion. There is a LOT of information to sort through here. I sincerely hope that the investigation is thorough, and that fair and proper justice is doled out based on its findings. Having said all that. You hear stories like this and whether or not this woman was raped or not, it doesn’t change the…

Who he seems to refuse to acknowledge is his ex, as he says she was cheating on him? Like, with the man she was married to?

Bitches have no respect.