This portion of the thread is sheer comedy gold. Please keep them coming folks.

I search for weird things on the internet ok

“Most fabulous whiner”...is that like, correct grammar? I have terrible grammar but it sounds like something that would get spit out of a naming generator. Like I got “best exotic marigold dumptruck”

srsly considering going undercover as a republican for the primaries and voting for trump in order to sabotage the republican party and pave the way for the democrats

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

Imagine if The Donald and his hair system became the leaders of the free world. I’m pretty sure the result would look like a Hunger Games prequel.

I got some santorum on my mouth again

Again?

I don’t know of anyone who actually watches The View on purpose anymore. I feel like its entire viewership is old people who fell asleep after Rachael Ray and didn’t turn off the TV, and people trapped in doctors’ office waiting rooms.

I read this news and my mind literally is this:

“We need to stay with the people that protect us”

“I would rather get hit by something than let it hit them.”

Also this is just another instance proving it’s time to #banallteens

OF COURSE she is wearing a shirt with a fucking dream catcher on it Jesus

This is rape.