Why does he always look like he fell asleep in a sauna.

“has this issue every month”

It’s 2015. Women have been menstruating since the dawn of time. Why are we still acting like it’s a big deal?

Ooooh, well played. Would also start watching these!

I JUST, literally two days ago, saw an episode of Cheers, where the judge made Sam propose to Diane. I was laughing at the obviously great writing and fantastic performances, but now it has precedent.

This asshole judge is overstepping his bounds with this. Get married or go to jail? He tried the girl like an object and didn’t give her any say in the matter. What would have happened to her boyfriend if she refused? He put the boy in a real life princess or tiger situation. This is sick.

This is the definition of I Thee Dread.

I wish these people were in a better economic situation so they could take the time necessary to fight this fucking judge.

This might seem like a goofy story, but at roots it’s a pretty basic civil rights violation.

The thing is that it will only make him more popular. Any time you ask people why they support Trump, it’s because “he’s not afraid to speak his mind and tell it like he sees it.” He can literally get away with saying anything with that sort of support. And he has.

Ooh, he called an overweight person fat. Such wit! What repartee!

It’s Fox News’s fault, not Megyn Kelly’s - while every other media outlet and serious-minded follower of politics has been looking at the way they managed this debate and been horrified at the disintegration of the democratic process, Fox has been rolling around and reveling in the bullshit. They used it to boost…

A woman challenged him and he called her a bimbo afterward. This is what Megyn Kelly was talking about.

The Associated Press reports that on Friday’s morning shows, Trump pretended not to recognize any of the specific insults Kelly pointed out he’s lobbed at women. He told hosts on NBC and MSNBC that the insults didn’t sound familiar and he’ll “have it checked out.”

So am I the only one who noticed that Trump admitted to buying politicians throughout his career? He basically implied that he’s a central part of a large conspiracy (that implicates the Clintons and others) and no one even blinked.

My wife got annoyed at me last night because every response from the idiots onstage was answered with a hearty “AWWW, FUCK YOUUUU!!!” and 2 middle fingers pointed at the screen.

It was really less of a “political debate” and more of a “demolition derby.” I really liked the part where they said that women don’t belong in the military and then shit all over the goddamn Geneva conventions. America is truly exceptional. (Just not in the way they think it is.)

What those hooting baboons in the audience cheering that melting pile of candy corn don’t seem to get is that a candidate running for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES used his time to insult and deride. This is the best you guys have to offer?! Congratulations President Clinton then.

If we elect a president who openly refers to women and “pig” and “bimbo” I really might have to move to Saudi Arabia for better respect.