I know. She needs some wise friends and NOT that ridiculous sister of hers.

Oh my god, you actually answered in a respectful, professional manner. Thank you for that (no snark, seriously, you’re already awesome in my book.)

Congrats on the gig!

You’re absolutely right that I originally misused quotation marks in a way that makes a big difference. It has been corrected, and I certainly will not make that mistake in the future.

she’s also sorry she got caught saying that live on tv.

I say this with complete seriousness, go fuck yourself. Eloise took time out to share her routine with us (on a website that is FOR that by the way) and you want to be an asshole. Step the fuck off.

I suddenly feel the need to go back and watch all of my favorite late 90s movies that star Neve Campbell.

Funny, I just recently watched Hollow Man. You see Bacon’s bacon at least six times in that movie.

He put his sweltering head into her trembling apex....

if you think the only way a woman can be attractive is if she removes her body hair, you can move right the fuck along down the road and keep your ignorant opinions to yourself.

My boyfriend’s mother once said to me, and I quote, “I love that you wear sleeveless dresses even though you have huge upper arms. I wish I were that brave.”

I don’t shave those either. More power to wimminz who do, I guess, but it’s great to not be beholden to the razor. Also have an iud so I don’t spend money on tampons. Fuck that lady tax. Opt. Out.

Wear almost whatever you want.

plus its more aesthetically pleasing to be hairless

lol no go away

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…

You are a treasure to Kinja and this earth.

The good thing is the number of wonderful people commenting saying they dgaf. It’s very heartwarming to see that.

simple vanity versus sweltering head?

Who the fuck is gonna tell me what to do with my arms. Seriously. I challenge any motherfucker to say a goddamn word. These are the arms that dug my garden, that rocked my baby, that hold my husband, and I’m proud of them. I’ve got KP, farmer’s tan, and a ton of jiggle, but that doesn’t mean I have to suffer through…