Fun fact: My friend and I thought we saw her in Trader Joe’s in Manhattan once—we saw someone who looked vaguely famous so after much deliberation we decided it was her

Shiiiit man. Yeahhh, I definitely learned my lesson about that kind of thing!

Cabernet sauvignon?

I wouldn’t have noticed at all if I hadn’t been looking through my statement and seen a check out of order listed! It was for less than $300 and I was making a lot of largeish payments around the time of the move, so it could have totally flown under the radar. Thankfully my bank was able to refund it right away.

In hindsight, I should have taken it myself, but I wasn’t actually present for the move because I was starting a new job and my roommates said it was fine for me to not be there (I had just moved to the city and didn’t have a lot of stuff, anyway). You live and learn, that’s for sure!

Movers stole blank checks from me out of something they would have had to OPEN AND DIG THROUGH. Dude wrote checks to himself and signed my name (and his handwriting was NOTHING like mine)

I LOVE HIM

Hey now, some of us at summer camp LONGED for a rainy day because it meant cups or crafts or making up dances or anything that wasn’t outside and/or a sport

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a typo

omg that second one

“So the budget for the dates this week—shit. Uhhhh, group date slumber party?”

TOO MUCH

yay!!! It’s one of my favorite shows (obviously). Enjoy it!!!

I’m not even engaged yet, but I want to do Our House, CSNY—it’s sweet, and nice, and not too long

He’s been waiting for YEARS to go back to being the size of a normal nine year old.

Two years ago my parents’ garden had SO MANY CUCUMBERS. Like an absurd amount of cucumbers.

But your lawn has a Bulbasaur!!!!

WE ALL HATED YOU

ily