She told me that she uses facebook to connect with her friends and to see pictures of people’s babies (which, fine) but it doesn’t exist outside of the world in a vacuum—I already censor my potty mouth for her benefit.

The pressure from parents was definitely a huge thing for me. When I turned 18 and registered to vote, I initially registered as an Independent, because I didn’t think I wanted to be a Republican, but knew if I registered Dem my dad would either tease me about being a naive liberal or for some reason be disappointed.

thanks! :)

JGroff and LMichele reminding me that I’ll never not be a theatre kid

Her expression is everything

one of my faves

I’ll celebrate tonight by making sure Seamless still works

REALLY, Mohawk School District Superintendent? You thought he was legit??

He speaks like he’s constantly stalling for time.

I don’t know what the deal is, but at our New Year’s Eve party it involved three of us in the stairwell of my friend’s building trying to open without killing a party guest

...a white, blonde, adult woman

Once when I was about sixteen I was shopping with my parents and accidentally walked out of Old Navy with a pack of socks under my arm

I’m hoping it’s Astoria Prosecco

Bahaha, someone else thought I had them, too. Man I WISH but yeah no only in my heart and on Instagram

Oh my goodnessssss

Maybe your corgi needs an instagram

Six corgis and counting

I like it, but I follow mostly food/fashion photographers and animal rescues/people who have accounts of just their pet, so my feed is 90% food/dogs/pretty photos and 10% people I know. I don’t really follow that many celebrities.

John Mulaney has a bit in one of his standup albums where he talks about how Trump is like a hobo’s idea of a rich man