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I think I’ve tried on bras at VS ONCE and it was no good. I buy most of mine online or at UO now

also HANG ON five feet?? It’s almost as long as I am tall!!

You know how when it’s a story about ridiculous humans and you somehow know it’s about Florida? When I hear stories about big-ass lizards and spiders my Australia-sense starts tingling. What the fuck Australia.

That’s fair. Mine asked me about sizes the other day, so if he decides to go that route for the holidays, fingers crossed he remembers...if not, hopefully he keeps the receipts

I’m so so glad that my boyfriend loves it, too. I would wear the stuff regardless, because it makes me feel sexy and pretty, but seeing his eyes light up when he sees it is definitely an added bonus! He told me the other day about an article he read on Deadspin about buying lingerie for your girlfriend so I’m hoping

she really, really is! and that dress in Atonement would not have been as transcendentally beautiful on someone with bigger tits, for real

OH!! I love that. And I really want to get a fancy set with a garter belt. I love pretty underwears (and my bf does too)

I lahhhhhve bralettes and they have made me embrace my tiny boobies

you have no idea

I was always a stick when I was a teen, and when I got to college I gained a little weight, so my boobies finally rounded out and looked like actual boobies. Still rocking an A cup, but I like not looking like a boychild in the chestal region.

itty bity titty committee fo lyfe

terrible person continues being terrible

I wonder where Shelly Miscavige was while they were busy outdoing each other.

omg Oz <3<3<3<3

dying

Didn’t you know? If you have an abortion that means you have had sex, so you’re already ruined. Can’t unring that bell, amirite?? /s

No, I know I should, but I literally just got insurance. BC pills and IUDs don’t just fall from the sky because I need one

me too :/ but I can’t IMAGINE why anyone would think it’s a good idea to flush a pad. I mean really.

also this is SO CUTE

Awww, COME ON ladies! Smh.