This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

Can we please talk about former GIRLS writer Lesley Arfin, who called defecating “Taking Obama to The White House”?

I really do hope they have Luke and Jessica get back together because they are a cute couple.

It’s a very complicated mathematical formula in which his level of invulnerability is decreased inversely to the necessary plot devices. Marvel’s used it to great effect over the years and are the masters of inconsistency which is why retconning is par for the course every few years. I wouldn’t get married to any…

But is he still the kind of guy who would go all the way to Latvaria just to beat up Doctor Doom because he owed him $200?

Its superhero physics. You’ll be a lot happier if you don't think about them too much.

So is this... is this some kind of binary for you? Because a lot of domestic violence allegations against NFL players prove to be extremely true. And plenty prove not to be true.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

False rape/domestic abuse allegations are incredibly rare. Unfortunately incidents such as these and the Rolling Stone debacle with UVA make it that much harder for real victims to report abuse as it feeds into the narrative that women are lying or embellishing claims. It’s quite tragic actually.

Extremely hard to take this seriously since the Venture Bros. came out. Seeing Johnny as a drugged-up recluse in the submarine lab is hard to walk back from. Or Race Bannon’s death fart.

This American life did a show called I was so high, where they went through rates of drug use by people on the job. It is really shock, ~6% of medical personnel, 15% of construction workers. Lots of people doing jobs that you really don’t think someone should do while high.

Has Jesse Bannon or Questworld appeared yet? That’s all I want in my life.

How hilarious would it be if that version of Space Ghost and Harvey Birdman showed up in The Venture Bros?

I really want to enjoy this, but I think they went about it backwards. Play out a couple full stories of each portion before making them overlap. Introducing the big threat right away makes it feel both rushed and like the story is dragging. If each group had gotten a smaller personal adventure, hinting at the larger…

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

Lol which is why I fell in love with Venture Brothers.

It’s been out for years and it’s called Venture Bros.

There’s no turning back from Coast to Coast and Harvey Birdman. There just isn’t.

It’s possible that the scene was deleted early and therefore never went through a tighter edit. A lot of scenes in movies begin all clunky and slow like this and then get trimmed down by milliseconds here and there.

I can needle point but honestly my sister is much better at it than I am. Although last year for her birthday I embroidered a set of sugar skull hand towels for her kitchen. Now my grandma was better than anyone I have ever met when it came to fine needlework she was amazing at it.