This article is amazing, mainly because between this and senior week you’ve printed more words then when you actually worked here

Can we please talk about former GIRLS writer Lesley Arfin, who called defecating “Taking Obama to The White House”?

So is this... is this some kind of binary for you? Because a lot of domestic violence allegations against NFL players prove to be extremely true. And plenty prove not to be true.

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

False rape/domestic abuse allegations are incredibly rare. Unfortunately incidents such as these and the Rolling Stone debacle with UVA make it that much harder for real victims to report abuse as it feeds into the narrative that women are lying or embellishing claims. It’s quite tragic actually.

The Panthers had some of the best pass blocking in the league all year. Michael Oher played really well as a pass blocker last year (although his run blocking was pretty bad). Mike Remmers (the RT that was beat quite a lot in the SB) is the clear weak link but is still at least average at his position. Their really…

This American life did a show called I was so high, where they went through rates of drug use by people on the job. It is really shock, ~6% of medical personnel, 15% of construction workers. Lots of people doing jobs that you really don’t think someone should do while high.

Everyone from the western half of Kansas that picked the Chiefs over the Broncos must be questioning their life choices.

I don’t think they blew their assignments. I think they just weren’t good enough and the Panthers were dumb to assume they could take those guys 1 on 1. Also not sure why Von Miller being on a rookie deal should matter at all.

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

Remmers is far from “really really bad” - Von Miller makes 98% of all tackles look ridiculous. You can realize one player is all worldly and another is just alright without thinking the alright guy is shite because he just lost to one of the best edge rushers of all time in his prime.

Oh Texas. Such a misplaced superiority complex for such a shitty state.

I went to Asheville once and I’m 100% they’re doing everything possible to distance themselves from the rest of the state.

The only reason to go to South Carolina is to purchase fireworks that go more than 3 feet off the ground, which are illegal here because the North Carolina state legislature is too busy protecting us from the gays to allow any sort of fun within the borders of our fair state.

Windhorst, eh? Beyond slavishly devoting himself to carrying LeBron’s jock, he’s nowhere near those dudes’ levels.

Vorpal trolling. Consider yourself snicker snacked. Make with the galumphing, now. Go on- Git!

Hopefully to his face.

About 360 feet at a time.

Can’t wait for Curt Schilling to tell Ortiz why he’s wrong to be offended.

I can needle point but honestly my sister is much better at it than I am. Although last year for her birthday I embroidered a set of sugar skull hand towels for her kitchen. Now my grandma was better than anyone I have ever met when it came to fine needlework she was amazing at it.