I'm guessing an actual good and completely re-edited version will come out in six months when Scott does his now-mandatory "Actual Good and Completely Re-Edited" DVD director's cut.

Normally when I see a story on JSonline about trained professionals beating the shit out of the mentally ill it involves the Milwaukee Police Department.

The Journal Sentinel's a very underrated paper. They do some great investigative pieces. Their special on mental health last year was very good as well.

All the terrible things that've happened step by step in Wisconsin since the 70's show that the happy days are shirley gone forever.

Women. If they ain't Fauria they're against ya.

Actually, it's about ethics in game journalism.

I would get behind this if there was evidence it was fucking true. Unless someone can correct me the only indication of this being factual is Dorian Johnson.

This happened just 15 minutes after Blake robbed a concession stand.

What a hypocrite, if it weren't for the judicial system, he wouldn't be in the NFL right now

Did he also do the 'Hands up, no fumble recovery' gesture on purpose? I mean, I'm all in favor of the 'HUDS' gestures and the 'I Can't Breathe's', anywhere, anytime. But it's not helping the cause if you let a fumble roll through your legs while trying to celebrate and mourn, all at the same time.

Oh hey, That Guy! Nice of you to stop by.

Brian Westbrook works for xfinity

Emmett Smith works for Comcast now?

Xfinity is is wearing their 2007 Turn-Back-The-Clock channel guide.
They're also betting on a NYG Super Bowl win.

People, people, please! Why all the fuss?

To be fair, the cops thought he had just left the field after kicking the lifeless corpse of Arizona for 60 minutes straight.

BREAKING: Fisher Trolls with Haul

Silver lining...Andre's probably gonna forget he already did his Toy r Us shopping spree this year. If we all play it cool, some more kids can get an awesome XMAS.

College Football Playoff is such an usual name for an FBS-level title run. Maybe they should have called it the Pepsi Chik-Fil-A Kraft Football Championship Sponsored By The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1.

I would love to see them go into F1 with an American driver and kick butt. Of course that can't happen. If they have any success at all - the rules will be changed to thwart them, just as when Michael Andretti tried. This is part of why F1 has so few US fans.