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What gets me is just how beat for beat this trailer is with the reveal trailer. The music is even the same. They could have revealed the game tonight and we would know just as much about it as we did last year. There was no reason for them to be at the GAs except so that they could introduce 65DoS.

Considering this game seems to be a perfect example of style over substance, I think asking for more substance isn't too unreasonable. I must just be one of the few people who thinks Pretty Walking Simulator 2015(?) is a bargain bin sort of title.

I'm sure the dollars in my wallet will be happy to play with that gamble. Obviously the best consumer advice is "Figure it out AFTER you spend your money on the product."

So sorry for being cynical when a super hyped game is incapable of showing us anything new after a year. The fact that you listed "Landing a ship and getting out" in your bullet points of new mechanics shown in this trailer is comical. It's like someone showing off Witcher and saying "And you can see one of our brand

Showing mechanics does not undermine the exploration element. Telling us what we do when we explore does not stop us from being in awe of what we find. I want to know how we find these things and what we do with them, not the things themselves

Between the break-in comments, the warranty comments, and the environment/health comments, this is the lamest comment thread i have ever read on Jalopnik.

Dont you find this price simply ridiculous? you can get a rolls royce meteor engine stright out of a tank, brand new, for 10 grand. In America.

My chassis is ready.

Really makes u think.

dude is eighty thousand years old. Be honest, you weren't wearing your ' I'm horribly offended ' face when writing this, you were wearing your ' this is kinda funny ' face. At some point, we're going to enter time when old people no longer say offensive stuff about race cluelessly, but rather do the same about

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please

Sorta looks like Cotton Hill.

Incredibly childish and extremely toxic for the environment.

Whelan was later heard saying, "We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads here." Before wondering off and mumbling, "They peed on my fucking rug"

Really? 'cause my truck's oil is still usually somewhat translucent at the recommended service interval. I'll generally go 5K-10K miles between changes.

My RSS reader dropped the last word of this headline.

It's actually kind of funny because I was offered an opportunity to participate in this "scheme" and did a ton of research on it. Did a single deal (of two cars worth around $150k, one Range Rover Sport and one BMW X5) and then walked away with around 8k cash for doing the said single deal. (You earn on average

This is Jalopnik, not my petrochem class from undergrad. Of course it's simplistic.

That message comes from sludge sealing failed gaskets. The synthetic cleans away the sludge and then the failed seal shows up. People then think switching oils is to blame.