The game did, however, end on a controversial note. In the bottom of the ninth, trailing by a run and with a man on second, the Hoppers' star player, Arthur Longstreet, came up to bat. He hit a light blooper just over the head of the shortstop, and the Hoppers man on second tore off hobbling for home plate. The throw…

Meanwhile, a contented Mike Shanahan nods approvingly as he reads Deadspin. He sets down his green tea and leans over to gently place another log within the fireplace. "It's a cool night", he whispers, as he eases back into his chair.

People who've been following football for 16 months do say the darnedest things.

Seahawks fans are so cute.

One can only hope this helps Snyder and Washington turn over a new Leaf.

Funny thing, the owner of that wiener dog is the same woman in the Subaru who ran over protesters in Minnesota.

Well, I lied. I've never been through a divorce, but if it ever happens I hereby promise to drop "cheating-ass weiner dog will not be stopped" into a deposition.

Still the single worst Tinder pic ever:

All those dogs are dead now.

Yes and no.

People who think this is a bad career move for Thigpen are forgetting that getting 3 DUIs within city limits makes you the mayor of Myrtle Beach.

Thigpen didn't know where he was or how he got there.

A Rested Thigpen Arrested

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

By these requirements, I'm a free agent NFL QB, yet no one covers it when I run into Starbucks with my pants off. Fuck this double standard.

This doesn't even crack the Top 10 of "Tyler Thigpen's Worst Drives"

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

That is some excellent detective work. Only a crack investigator would have had any idea that this guy was once an NFL quarterback.

Can one truly own a chump while feeling remorse?

Chumps get knocked out. Only fools get pity.