Nowhere in the headline does it say that this unfortunate soul would be all but bearing Gooch for all the world to see! He looks like he’ll fire off a pingpong ball at any minute. What kind of Olympic event is this, it’s obscene!

Jesus Christ, can we get a warning or something?

I love your name almost as much as your story.

Fuckin legendary is right, man.

GO FACK YASELF

Imagine someone having someone get to sprint from the on-deck Circle for Cecil Fielder every time he lays the wood.

..I love you.

Oh, I get it now.

“And NFL players are an easy target for a cash grab and playing the victim.”
You’ve REALLY got a point here. If I had $1 for all the stories I’ve read where a woman “played the victim” (publicly) and falsely accused an NFL player of domestic abuse for “a cash grab,” well.. I’d still be broke. Now, I’m sure we could…

Almost nine years ago I had the cops called on me for a domestic altercation while dropping my daughter’s mother off at work (I picked her up to take her to work late and we were arguing as we pulled up in front of her work). I had three witnesses, who were in/next to the car when the alleged assault happened, all of…

Oh God, I didn’t even think about that. My five year old son walks in on his mom in the bathroom all the time! How horrible, I can’t even imagine how fucked up he’s going to be having to endure that on top of his father’s severe psychological disorders!

“̷̗͔W̛̩͙̺̲ͅh̖̙̫̪a͏͓̠͔̩̩̪t̞̟͓͙͓̫̯ ̜̲̜̀i̮̘̖̣̤̞͓s̫̖̣̲̼͠ ͍w̲̺͘r̸o̭͍͓ṉ͎̦g̜͚͕͓͍̫ ͚͉̯͔̫̙͠ẁ̭i͙͓th ͚̘͞a̠̳͝ͅ ͘p̹͔̥̮̱̦er̸̼̲͇͕s̟̮̝̮̳͖ó͖̯̻͔̞͎̘n͓͎̜͇͔͔̪̕ ̢̠̰u҉̠̹̺͍̟ş͈̟ing͎ ̼̪a̷̖͚̩͍̩̟ ̤̝͢
͉̲̞b͍͙̮̰̦ͅa̻̺͙͍̳ͅt͜h̭͇̮ͅŗ̫̙o̧͈̰̜o̩̪̣̤̰m̦̞͔͚̰̗ ̖̖̙̟͞p̗̪̹r͉͈ͅo̧v̀i̘̬͓̳̘ͅḓ̘̹͈̖̻̹e͠ͅd̵̮̯̯ ̫̭̟f̧̙̥͖o̴̦͙̖͍̺r͍̩̱̫̭͟ ̩̯̞t̻̹͚͙̭͟h̕e̞͉̗̭…

Four or five years ago I bought a 2000 Mustang GT convertible with a stick for $1000 through an online Virginia state auction. The car had 340,000 miles on it, but had been rebuilt from the ground up over a few years in a high school autoshop class. Only thing it lacked was a driver’s airbag and a clean title…

Does a young black man with the Strength to Overcome really frighten you that much? Typical.

I’m just saying life is chock full of ups and downs and hopefully he’s young enough to realize this isn’t the end and be able to move on from it.

Oh man, that’s awful. So young and just getting started at a new school, too. Hopefully he can just pick himself up, brush himself off and get right back at it. Sometimes that’s all you can do in a situation like this.

Is Lisa Leslie still dunking for the Sparks?

That would be Chattanooga, only instead of going on to live shitty lives, Chatty’s heroin addicts just commit suicide. Asheville is Portland if 3/4s of Portland were homeless and left the streets by 12am/stuck clothes in the windows of the rusty Subaru they’re living in. .

Yeah it’s pretty fucking sad that there are people who find this funny. What a fucking bully.

No shit, especially considering he hopped the fence to get in. He’d be buried under that basketball court.