Most likely it’s from the pain receding.

Yup, and wtf is up with mentioning his race every three sentences? Admittedly some of the instances flow with the description of the man, but more than a couple left me thinking “what does it matter if he’s white?” You hit the nail on the head.

Ugh, yeah, it also assumes that the only form of racism is white on black, and everything else is something else.

This guy is just happy to finally be part of the conversation.

Also true. I get the whole “soap that doesn’t annihilate your skin” thing (my roommate made the mistake of making his daughter’s bubblebaths with dawn for a couple weeks straight, ugh), but honestly I haven’t seen any greater results (cleanliness-wise) than regular-ads Dawn on most dishes.

Doesn't hurt that a bottle of Dawn is .89 cents at my local Walmart.

This is fucking poetry, man.

That movie actually shocked me. From the first half hour or so I really thought it was just going to be garbage ecchi fluff but turned out to be amazingly touching with a fairly thought provoking point/plot. Definitely glad I watched it.

Casa Bonita IS totally worth it, I practically grew up there, haha. Loved seeing it referenced in South Park.

Haha, same in my Insight.

Yup, my five year old is just getting into playing baseball and we will definitely be taking more than a few trips to see the Greenville Drive this summer (we live literally within walking distance, or $2 to take a bus, although the parking garages are free on weekends) once my schedule calms down. Makes me miss the…

Coors Field actually has great drainage (and a heated field) that was cutting edge 1995 and has been upgraded several times since. It just rained that fucking much. Denver might have 300 days of sunshine a year, but when it rains, well, you know.

Yup. Check the discussions tab.

And a round chambered.

Likely with a round chambered. That’s a part that always boggles my mind in these situations.

The beard one works best, especially with the brush it comes with. I have dark blonde hair and light brown pubs and wondered what my girlfriend of four years’ reaction would be to a pitch black lightning bolt. Not good.

Because they all decided to play volleyball instead.

I used to tell my ex that she’s a lion and a cheetah.

This is some good simile.

Oh lord, that’s a big time “Oh shit what have I done!?” moment.