Well it sort of comes with the territory chief. Notice how there's no scores listed anywhere on the website? If you're looking for serious sports talk, you've come to the wrong place.

Oooh, didn't even think about that.

I hate this pending reply shit, man. How am I the only one to recommend this post? It's not overly clever, or knee slappingly funny, but it doesn't deserve to be muddled in the obscurity of the gray.

But sales are declining here (down 6 percent in North America last year) amid America's craft-beer boom.

Wouldn't surprise me. I went from a 3000GT to a Cherokee and a Malibu when my first came along.

No, I totally agree and figured that was what you were going for, but the "monkey become human" line was still prominent in my brain.

Umm.. Wow.

What a fucking moron.

Ah yeah I can imagine working in conditions like that! I worked with a bunch of my friends for Delta Global Services at GSP in my early twenties, so even though it got plenty cold, it was nothing like PHL. Mostly just regional flights. The pay was terrible but they made up for it with eighty hour work weeks haha. It…

Yeah it really is, but it isn't as bad as everyone wants you to believe. At least not for most things, not yet anyway.

Oh I know it. People are so cynical towards corporate America that they don't even want to see people succeed. They're grouping people like you, and a lot of my former bosses (I've returned to school to start a new career at 30, but that's a whole 'nother bag of worms) in with megacorporations, they've, like you said,…

I've pushed hundreds of planes, and it's kind of a fun power trip, because even though the pilots might make 4 times what I do, they're still at my mercy for those few minutes.

Well said, even if the actual outcome of pumping money into an economy isn't black and white. Granted, you did qualify your statement with "within a sound market." The economy is not a zero sum game, and money spent does not always mean money lost, something people really suck at realizing. I had a discussion the…

Great post! There absolutely is a disconnect between how people think things are created and how they are actually created. It's almost as if they honestly think you feed money into a machine, and out pops a product. Granted, from their point of view that sort of is what happens, but they fail to realize that each…

Finally, after all these years of being clueless and in the dark regarding the intricacies of cricket, I now know what a wicked googly is!

Yeah you totally just described TB's Volcano Nachos and made up my mind for dinner.

I don't care what Deadspin or anyone else thinks of me, but damn it all, this is why you should always bring your glove to the damned game.

Good catch!

But the NFL has reportedly shut that idea down, saying it needs more time to make its decision.

haha now there's a squeeze! I remember always having to sit sideways across the backseat of a CRX. Which reminds me: The most uncomfortable I've been in a car was being shoehorned along with one other big guy (I was 225, 6' recently graduated highschool football player, he was a 275 6'1" amorphous blob) in the back…