No doubt. That was so damned awkward. The movie isn't that bad, and it has one great redeeming feature: Great movie to get fucked up and fall asleep to.

I wish buddy, I'm stuck on a hospital bed for day two of four, waiting surgery.

Same thing happened to me. Confusing as shit

Three of my friends wandered into a restroom at the same time. We'll call them A, K and P. There were two urinals side-by-side which K and P pulled into. K, immediately wanting to fuck with the new guy on the team, unzips and immediately begins to relieve himself upon P's shoes. P immediately realized what's going on,…

Having chased spark on my fair share of past their prime European tricks, I TOTALLY believe a technician working on a 10yr old Jag caused the fire.

Yup, I am almost completely nonjudgemental when it comes to tats, but, even knowing more than a few fantastic people with tattoos on their face, eyebrows, head and neck, I can say that for the majority of the populace, having a visible tattoo above their shoulders (who doesn't have a swastika hidden somewhere in their…

Okay, first, no, grevious injury is not required for an assault charge, you're right about that. Good thing I didn't say that. I see where our issue is here though, and its that you're a little bit confused on the definitions of assault charges. 1st degree assault is not felony assault. It's still counted as 1st…

Look, before we get started here, this not felony fucking assault. Not by any stretch of the imagination. Felony assault requires grevious bodily injury.

Holy fuck, who is writing your material tonight?

+1i/0

Damn Denver, give this guy a tryout. He can't be worse than Montee Broken Ball, and Ronnie Hillman, whose ball handling skills remind me of a goat trying to sit on a beanbag

Close. Rockstar was actually the ones to put the kibosh on it prior to submitting it for certification (the aforementioned "content highlight reel" had to accompany a copy of final source code). Rockstar made a big mistake in that they did not include the coding for the minigame, whatsoever, as they, like you said,…

Just the first? My opinion of you just increased tenfold. Aliens may be iconic, and Alien 3 may be enjoyable to an extent (and hey A:R has Ron Pearlman in it), but Alien is on a totally different level. Fantastic BluRay, too.

Right, those creepy mother fuckers . I say this as a white dude who has grown several different bears in the most few years.

I've been watchin baseball pretty much my whole life and its definitely a (newish) thing. I'm sure a combination of a new generation of managers and a new generation of players have a large part in it. Back in ye olden days, there was no shortage of managers who insisted on their team shaving daily . It went along…

but.. But... The best defense is a great offense, right?

Jalops love to hate on the Avalon because of the price vs. just buying a Lexus, but its a different story when it comes to the used market , imo. That's a lot of car for the price.

I'm not recommending this because ugh, gross.

A sort of burly, cock-sure kind of man who only wears suspenders to give him something to do with his thumbs.

I don't know, the Kroenkes aren't that bad. They at least let their Denver franchises attempt to be competitive, unlike the self-sabotaging regime represented by that conservative shill Dinner.