I know, right? John is far too bland a first name for that, and it needs a middle initial. Cornelius J. Hickenlooper. Now that is a name I would buy stock in. John Hickenlooper sounds like the name of the owner of several used car franchises.

sadly the only ring he has access to is stained brown and only makes a single finger disappear.

Clemson, because win or lose, at the end of the day, it's still South Carolina.

Grow up.

Agreed, but unfortunately its often to find out who did it, and I'd imagine that many swatters aren't even in this country. Still not a reason not to pass legislation though.

I'm right there with you buddy. Weed has never done much for me, so I just started saying "no." However, there's no way in hell I would try to stop someone from smoking in their own home. The sooner it's legal, the sooner we don't have to hear about this bullshit.

That's beautiful, actually makes me miss my 1997 Ford Scrote.

THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

I hear his circle change made even the real pros flinch.

Having seen the rest of the pics from Verlander's phone, the only conclusion i can draw is that the Tigers hired Peter North's dietician.

It's okay, he can make up for his age with a couple DUIs or a rape charge, I'm sure.

I'm thirty and right there with you bud. Only difference is, I'm still more of a traditionalist. Probably because I played the game for a long, long time , but these days I do really see how stupid the unwritten rules and other shit really are. I just have trouble dropping it, I can't imagine how impossible it would…

I seriously hope you weren't one of those guys that washes their jizzrags after every use. I understand the idea behind disposables, but shit, get yourself a couple of SpongeBob beach towels when they go on clearance at the end of the summer and you'll be good for a month without washing. They'll practically pay for…

Hope you don't actually believe this and are just trying to get a rise out of people.

Clever.

From the perspective of someone who has suffered some horrendous injuries, both supporting and not, let me tell you that the first few times you tweak your knee, or lift something the wrong way, or shit too hard, the pain is intensified greatly just by the thought of"oh god, I did it again." It scares the shit out of…

You're probably a bad person. Also I went to highschool with the Fray. Nice guys.

It sounds fun, but grows old when everyone wants to be on Stevie's team.

The decision to cosplay as Booker and Elizabeth for their reception and honeymoon was when things turned creepy.

Sounds like me trying to decide what anime to watch late at night.