Oh yeah. I work 50+ hours, go to school 18 hours a week, either bike or run to both (1.5 miles to work, 2.3 to school) and can definitely tell a difference between days I've had a NOS or not. Just for fucks sake, drink a ton of water to start your day, and throughout the day. The vast majority of problems people see…

Totally forgot about Kickstart! Absolute best for the money ($1 at Dollar General). Still, I prefer the taste of a NOS (original or Charged Citrus) chilled near freezing. Always out of a can, too. Never the plastic bottles. They're typically more per fluid ounce and don't have the wonderfully metallic after taste of…

Just wait into you get into your thirties and have a couple kids. I go to sleep at a reasonable time and still can't function without an energy drink or three

If you're going to drink energy drinks, stick to NOS. It's quite vitamin rich, but with all energy drinks, very heavy in sugar. Red Bull and Full Throttle aren't quite as good for you and Monster .. Well, I consider it the human equivalent of antifreeze to a dog. My head and kidneys hurt just thinking about the last…

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OH JESUS FUCK

Did Paul George drop out too ? Was just coming here to mention we still have one superstar in the tournament.

Wow, I can't believe it's misspelled on Wikipedia,too. How is it that common a typo?

I don't know how you managed to spell Dwayne wrong so many times in the article, but spelled it right in the tag, but, week, there it is.

We have a winner.

This is Florida, they were shocked to see a little girl that isn't just a picture on a Missing Person flyer

Now that would have been a fucking political statement.

The problem is that they do have that right and will exercise it any time money is involved, despite any societal/courtesy/safety issues that might arise. It has led to do with social media and fast more to do with a celebrity obsessed society run by the media. Get a good picture of a celeb? We eat it up. Bad picture?…

Come on Deadspin, you couldn't have provided more warning? I think this definitely deserved a "really horrifically."

Some, yes. The majority? My conversations with them end at"You can't work on cars nowadays!!" Or"there's nothing but black boxes under the hood!"

I will recommend your post only because I, too, am a Colorado sports homer.

Pro : Throughout my early twenties I was told by many as drunk party girl that I resembled"Zack from Saved by the Bell" even though I hated the show growing up, I still knew this to be a compliment coming from young women my age and took advantage of it.

Something along the lines of "if it's so bad, stop coming" comes to mind

Guy I went to school with was listed at sixteen after being charged with sexual assault for doing nude squats over a freshman football player in a hazing ritual.

I'm not entirely sure that we disagree on anything. Either you misread what I wrote, or, for some odd reason, you write in a very combative matter.