Are you being sarcastic? Because it's fucking peanuts. You don't get any classier than that. I mean, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT ANY TYPE OF NUT, OR LEGUME, IS ANYTHING BUT THE CLASSIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD? IF ANYTHING THEY'RE TRYING TO CLASS UP THE PATHETIC SCUMBAGS THAT TEND TO GRAVITATE TOWARDS UFC. I MEAN,…

Normally I resent "Bromo" jokes, but if it applies anywhere it's in any kind of MMA/UFC/IFC/TCM/AMC fighting, and as a long time lover of fighting games, I can agree with you, just this once.

There's an entire box of Paydays at my work that expired last week, I'm dying for my store manager to damage them out so we can all chow down.

You're going to pay $60 so you don't have to wait three hours? Are you stupid, or do you just have too much money? If both, can you please send me $200 through PayPal so that I can pay my water bill?

You're probably going to see tiered queueing like you do with major software updates such as the last few iOS updates and Windows 8.1. It'll become available here and there throughout the country, and once they're certain the infrastructure is working properly, it'll all dump out at once for most people. As for…

Halo is reasonably popular in Japan and not at all meatheaded, or quintessentially American, either. Now CoD on the other hand.. oh wait, that's very popular in Japan, too. Quite a bit more so than Halo. Hmm. Strange.

Disturbing? Yes. Just as disturbing as having -actual- child pornography? That's kind of a stretch. My brother likes some disturbing porn too, but what is disturbing is subjective.

That moment when you're spending some time on your favorite sites before bed after receiving a big promotion at work, and find Kotaku posting Ministry and Deadspin posting the Mountain Goats and everything is okay.

I remember when Psalm 69 came out (we're probably about the same age) and the local late-night radio show host started his program by playing the record non-stop, in it's entirity, for five days straight. It was awesome.

If you're talking about the Wood/Reynolds 2 hour affair, I remember. That whole game was just wow.

No doubt about that, but man they just started rolling before hitting the wall that is the Dodgers rotation.

Damn, just as the Rockies seemed to be getting their bats back against the Braves and Giants, they're held to 3 runs in 3 days against the Dodgers and finished with a kick in the testicles.

I was making a joke about grass on the field vs a sandlot. I swung and missed. It happens.

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That'll teach me to search words I don't immediately recognize.

I'm not sure you get the joke.

Without a doubt, that sounds like something an otter would say. Definitely.

I'd tackle the shit out of her, let me tell you.

I said I wasn't going to go there, but..

Does it matter? There's obviously grass on the field.