well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

Me every 10 minutes of this farce:

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

Wet Seal should merge with Wetzel’s and form Wetseal’s Pretzels.

Perhaps this is why the right-wing complained about how many golfing rounds Obama played during his presidency.

You’d think after Obama has so much trouble getting anything done that we’d all realize that the President doesn’t have unlimited power.

I work out plenty you pauper

GET ‘EM CONSTANCE!

Constance Wu is the best part of Fresh Off the Boat.

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

Ted Allen is a national treasure and this new reboot should just be Ted Allen teaching people how to cook and educating us all on wine pairings.

I just want to shout out to Planned Parenthood for making my abortion decision as painless as possible.

As a mom of a daughter now, I often think about the day I had an abortion and they no way made me feel uncomfortable about my decision. They identified it as cells, and not as a person. They comforted me, and…

Dude... if you’re talking about the physical corruption effect of gaining dark side points... that is fucking creepy as hell because that’s EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I wrote that.

The press isn’t really doing much about any of this. At this stage, every single question from every single reporter should be, “If you claimed X is true, please provide evidence that supports that”. This should be on repeat for every single reporter in the White House press pool. They have to call them out on their…

SOMEONE FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS BECAUSE I AM SHOCKED.

That is quite possible the most unnatural process of a frown turning into a smile that I have ever seen. It’s almost like you can see her mind thinking “Now smile. Smile wider. Show more teeth. Beauty pageant smile. Good. Well done, Melania. You get two diamond bracelets for this.”

Yeah, the smearing of liberals as selfish or wanting handouts also confuses me. I am actually ... pretty damn comfortable. (I mean, if there was a government handout that could cure anxiety and migraines I’d BE THERE). I’m a white woman with a reasonable household income and a comfortable life. Some of this nonsense…

I’m a Chidi/everyone shipper. I love him so much.