I like “You’re Welcome” (and all the songs in Moana, really) but I keep getting it confused in my head with this song from Community.

Just sharing this because.

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Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

We had a tiny terrier when I was a kid who lived to be 19, and probably would have made it a few more years had his love of mischief not taken him to a place he ought not have been.

SoulMate Dog is a big dog, and their life expectancy isn’t as long. I whisper, “Live forever,” to her every night before bed and she’s…

I will never ever ever see this movie. There aren’t enough nevers and evers for me to express just how emphatic I feel about not seeing this movie.

As a public school teacher, I love this. We are unable to be trusted to do our job and should probably be fired, but it’s a-ok for us to have guns with us all the time at work.

He’s like that kid in high school who decided that he is throwing THE spring break party since his parents are going to his great aunts funeral. He got his older brother to get a pony keg and his dad’s stereo system still works pretty well. He spent a week making a playlist on his iPod and he’s going to lose his…

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

I can’t imagine the red carpet underwear regime. I want to cry after wearing tights for two hours. Sometimes I give up and take my tights off before I get home and stick them in my purse. THIS BODY WILL NOT BE CONTAINED

I think the lead might be getting buried here with all this talk of pee.

The gyro I deserve after I smoke the weed that I need.

I speak on behalf of all Texans not born in Dallas when I say: fuck Dallas.

So.much.pleather. I had a pair of blue pleather pants I wore throughout highschool. They were so practical to wear to parties since you could just hose the puke, booze, and blood off!

I love that he backed up his assertion that Mexico would pay for it with “believe me.”

In 4th grade my older sister had a copy of this Erotic Art book in which there was a photograph of a womans lower half, hands in long red gloves, spreading her vaginal lips, and a big dong in her b-hole. I had a BFF who SWORE this guys penis was in the womans vagina which made me question *my* anatomy with a handheld…

Meh. Seems like kind of a feudal effort to me.

I feel like January Jones is who everyone, especially Jon Hamm, desperately wants Jon Hamm to be. Funny without scripts, self-aware, and real.

Is “Brad Pitt” not even a real person, but a decades-long George Clooney prank?

Hunt for the Wilderpeople was my favourite. I laughed, I cried, it made me happy for weeks afterwards.