Good thing he’s not in college. Those consumer protection violations might get him kicked out!

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Hygge? Easy. Don an elaborately knit sweater, eat herring ‘til you drop, and repress all your emotions beneath a neutral smile.

Swedish ghosts make you assemble your own flat-pack coffin before killing you.

About the only exception on that list for me is Mozart in the Jungle. I find it absurdly charming. The rest, meh. And that’s from someone who actually has watched Gilmore Girls and GoT. Still meh.

But in...

It was just an initial concept anyway. Those thousands of glossy brochures they had printed up and distributed were just drafts. Having lawyers form this organization with Trump children on the board? Just brainstorming. Calm down.

Diego Luna is adorable.

So I don’t have to light my home with whale oil just because I’m from Massachusetts? That’s going to save me some money.

So many pussy jokes so little time.

Now now. To be fair, Canada is a long history of fur trapping.

I honestly think I will never forgive America for not electing our first and long overdue female president over a fucking liar & cheat. The misogyny this election brought out from the progressive side was truly depressing as fuck. It’s like we know conservatives hate us but it kind of blindsided me from our side. And…

Do I want to sleep with him or steal his cat?

I’ve lived in Fort Worth all my life and White Settlement (a tiny little suburb on the west side) never seemed like a strange name to me until I was grown and I actually thought about it. There’s no real defense for the name — the best I can come up with is that when they named it, they meant “not Indian” as opposed…

the White Way of Delight!

I liked this article a lot more than I enjoyed Love Actually.

Southwest is pretty relaxed and chill. This sounds like something one of the pilots would do. Very #onbrand.

At minimum, he has the five penthouse condos in LA, a mansion in France that’s supposedly closer to a village with multiple houses, and an island. So that’s three right there. I’m going to guess he also has a yacht, a private plane, and a small fleet of cars. And that’s without even getting into the scarf collection,…

Because lololol mental healthcare isn’t something we give a shit about!

and the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands....