As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

I kinda wanna go to Starbucks and hope to get in line behind one of these dumbasses, then tell the barista my name is “Sucks” and hope that my coffee is ready yonder same time as “Trump’s” is so the barista gets to say “Trump! Sucks! Trump! Sucks!.”

My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

Totally understand why a 14 year old would be so scared of dying that she would wish for this.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Clearly Trump is just using the lessons he learned as a young laborer in the chocolate factory.

So a private email server that MAY have been hacked and which only contained retroactively classified information is disqualifying, but if you are PROVEN to have accidentally shared classified intelligence with an adversary who later actually killed our troops, you’re fine.

I noticed there were no literary suggestions.

Why does that even matter?

Man, if only democrats or a Democratic president had tried to help retain them if they lost their jobs to trade deals, help their kids have more/cheaper access to education, put them to work repairing America’s infrastructure, or entice companies to bring jobs back to America.

I’m sorry... wouldn’t the term for what they are talking about (people paid by organizations to make efforts to enact political change and affect public opinion for their specific cause) - “lobbyist.”

Why don’t we have more reporting on Senator Ben Sasse doing lines of cocaine off a hooker’s breasts?

If I got my husband a box (even a very expensive one), I think he’d spend several minutes looking at at, then me, thinking, “She’s testing me or something. A box? Is she trying to remind me of something I forgot? She must be mad at me, there’s no other explanation. Who just gives a box? Why is she looking at me that…

Make America Great With Child Again.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Everyone but Ford is a replicant.

“...a sulfite-infested hunk of commercial dried papaya...”

Yes, we’ve had terrible elected leaders in the past—but the country didn’t just “survive” as if by magic. It survived and thrived in the aftermath of Jackson, Buchanan, Johnson, Harding, and Hoover because people were committed to working collectively to bring the country back from the brink and then move it forward.…

I’m a blue dot in Texas. And while my vote might not matter right now, it might very well matter in the future. Voting now can set the tone for what our future can become. This little drop could one day become a small pond, a river, a lake.