I was up at four-thirty this morning because I kept having nightmares about Trump winning.

A video from a few months ago? They’re still pissed at the Dixie Chicks!

I don’t want Canadian anything. I learned that the hard way after ordering Canadian bacon.

Drinking? No. Stress eating? YUP

Reverse mermaid

I’m curious if the VR tank one of the butchers mentioned plays into the discussions between Delores and Ford/Bernard. We interpret their meetings as disjointed, perhaps taking place within different timelines to explain the inconsistency of location and time, but what if they’re taking place in real time with the…

My tale isn’t exactly public, but at least there’s a witness. It’s a story of shame and the meaning of friendship.

I have an interesting Pee story thats also mixed in with the worst period story of my life.

I started my period at the very young age and by the time I was 10 years old I knew the drill, but I was caught unawares. My theater club was in a competition to put on the best play for the county and I was like 3 hours away…

I worked as a wilderness guide in a rehab for young adults 18+ and most of our clients didn’t have wilderness experience and were somewhat unwillingly (at least, at first) backpacking around for weeks without showers and whatnot. Many of them were chill, but many were horrified, and I mean horrified, about shitting in…

It was at the EIFFEL FUCKING TOWER.

Innocuous fact: My grandma kept a baggie full of drinking straws, napkins and supermarket produce bags in the glovebox of my grandpa’s Oldsmobile for kiddo soda drinking occasions and such (bag was for trash, natch).

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

Oh my god one time in freshman year I was in Harvard Square at 1 in the morning having just tried to stop the dam against drunkenness at Felipe’s and I really had to pee to I ran down into a loading dock and only discovered after I was done that I had accidentally soiled a pigeon.

I have no memory of this, my mother told the story at my grandfather’s wake to our assembled relatives as a ‘remember the time Tammster...’ story. Anyhow, apparently as a small child - toddler small - she used to take me a playgroup. There was an older child, although still smallish, who would regularly just walk up…

When I was four, I was on a whale watching trip with my parents. My mom was sitting between my dad and me. The swaying made me projectile vomit as I turned to say something to my mom. She ducked, and it hit my dad right in the face.

How about a man less powerful, a man equally powerful, oh, and sure, a man more powerful.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

Ugh, giving out mints wrapped in scripture on Halloween is satan’s work. If they really wanted to convert kids they’d at least use chocolate.

“Police also shot at a drone that they said was approaching a law enforcement helicopter in “a threatening manner.”

Someone up thread had an awesome tale about Tootsie Rolls. Jogged my memory!!! I was about 6 years old and finally found a way into my parents’ candy stash. I stole a bunch of Tootsie Rolls and went to my room to binge in private. My busy body younger side came in while my mouth was FULL and asked what I was eating.…