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Or when I watched Police Academy for the first time in decades and found myself 100% on Harris’ side.

It’s like when you realize that Iceman made some valid points.

It is really bumming me out that 80s jocks turned out to be right about nerds and slobs.

And her pope move was boss.

Say what you will about, uh, Magda, but she has a lovely voice, and pulled off the buzz cut look before it was cool.

Batman: The Animated Series has the best sustained depiction of the character, adeptly handling the fantastical elements by just treating the concept as a pulp adventure story. I think it’s no accident it feels closest to the comics of the 70's and early 80s, when Batman worked well as the somber but cool superhero

We’ve been at peak Goldblum for the last 25 years or so. He’s a national treasure.

It’s definitely not as dark, but Thor: Ragnarok gets plenty weird after it spends the first act closing every connection it could find to the larger MCU before launching into a Flash Gordon fever dream

Well there seems to have been a misunderstanding then, because I also loved that movie and it’s sequel, the television sitcom was also called just “The Muppets” and I was not a fan

I’m talking about the 2011 film, which literally had all of those things.

One of my all time favorite Muppet jokes, and maybe one of my favorite jokes in a movie ever, is in the Great Muppet Caper when two random people walk past Kermit in the park and the girl says “Look, a bear” and the guy replies “Don’t be silly dear, bears wear hats.” There’s fucking layers to that joke, and it

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Damn, did you copy/paste one of my old criticisms of The Muppets? Literally the same exact words describing what the Muppets are all about. There was always the sense, both in The Muppet Show and the original movies, that the wheels were just about to fall off at any given moment. They were also cheerfully, gloriously

Except it really, really isn’t. I’ll admit there are some solid jokes going on, but it just wasn’t The Muppets, it didn’t have the anarchic, vaudevillain, batshit insane energy the Muppets should have. Where were the random explosions? Where were the absurd one off jokes? The fourth wall breaking meta humor? The

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Why so soon? Russia just had a presidential election in November of 2016.

This is the part where I point out that white folks were so broken by Obama’s presidency that they guted the Voting Rights Act, enacted strict Voter ID laws that overwhelmingly affected people of color, elected a bunch of unqualified, racist yahoos who claimed he was a secret Muslim born in Kenya to Congress, and

...is this the part where you assure me that you would’ve voted for Obama a third time, while you silently auction my body off to the highest bidder, under the guise of not being racist but secretly it is racist?

Trump won because America is racist.

Soundwave superior. Other cosplay inferior.