You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

“I didn’t know you smoked...”

Yeah, I’ve even seen Hotel Rwanda two or three times. GotF is a one time watch, for sure.

Oh god, really? That makes it so much worse. Thanks.

Ouch.

Looks like I’ve got something to write this weekend. Thanks for the inspiration.

Huh. Neat. Are you aware of any fiction with this concept? I’d like to put it on my list.

I have never played a game as wonderful as skyrim. For all of its flaws, it is magnificent.

I used to deliver the “qualified” speech any time the chance was available, much to the chagrin of my friends and family.

There’s a restaurant nearby that always yells “Order for <name>!”
There’s also a lot of Amish around here with names atypical for modern America.
So, just to mess with them once, I said my name was Madorder.

“ORDER FOR MUH-DORDER!”

Fugitoid, Triceratons, TCRI run by Utroms, Renet, Cerberus, Savanti Romero, etc.

Do you insinuate that the people in power blatantly use that power to remain in power? *le gasp* *shock*

Just one?

Do we have the moral standing to criticize the Russian elections?

The O.J. verdict was applauded at the time because it was the first time that, in a very public way, wealth was more important than race.

What would we do? We’d send a drone. If we ever do encounter aliens, it’ll be with an unmanned (unaliened?) remote controlled and VR capable, or AI driven drone.

I’ll be over here creating a supercut of Jennifer riding that horse.

The flame squad take some time to become accustomed to. Your prime deals damage only if the enemy is already on fire, your artillery deals no damage at all, and the swap mech is just plain weird.

Yeah, just don’t bother trying to defend missile silos with Blitzkrieg. The missiles are NPCs, not buildings, so one whip and bye-bye secondary mission stars.

Octopath Traveller?

Source is a song by They Might Be Giants, for, of all dumb things, Austin Powers.