♪ When Dana’s job is Evil that is good

I am the correct age to have seen the film, and yet I have not.
Why was it good? I’ve heard a lot about why it’s bad, but not many defenders.

I think dude #4 is secretly stealing the rest of their vitality.

And yet Love Fool abounds.

He made a deal with an admitted murderer to get the man he wanted.

Too cogent, but basically, yeah.

I’m just happy to have a truly black, big budget hero movie.

Love your articles, Michael.

Not just the manimal, but the womanimal and the childrenimal, too.

We’re all waiting for the inevitable anti-avenger movie though, right? The one with Venom, Ghost Rider, and Teenage Negasonic Warhead.

Here’s some money, go watch a Venom.

So another way of putting it would be: The more you think about it, the worse this show is? I may have been right to avoid this one.

I thought that whole thing was adorkable.

Nah, it’d be too unbelievable.

Two things?

...still holds the record for most kills in every category.

Tomface Chipenhanks!

But what about a hyphen? Can I use a hyphen?

Or simply cast someone else.

If Jar jar had been a minor character, like Threepio was in IV, and the goofy-cartoony had been dialed back to like 7, instead of up to 11, AND had the trade federation shit been done in the background, AND had the troubling gungan=jamacian / nemoidian=ancient china thing been properly slapped off of George’s fat…