BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

This was also in an era when studios didn’t really seem to know any better about what was about to be a huge hit and open movies against those hits and blame the movie for not performing well. This movie opening against Terminator 2 is only slightly more intelligent than UHF opening against Batman and Last Crusade the…

Fight you? Buddy, you and me are gonna be side-by-side firing tommy guns at Nazis, the rate this is going.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

Oh, so when she does it, it’s cute, but when I ask Jordan to pay for the dry cleaning of my pants, I’m “being inappropriate” and should “stop screaming at Mr Jordan in our restaurant while he’s trying to eat” and “should put the pants in question, or at least a pair of pants, back on.”

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

Hudsucker Proxy FTW. Fight me.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of the Restoring Internet Freedom Declaratory Ruling, Report and Order, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

He’s out of his element…

He’s a fuckin’ fascist. These men are cowards.

This is the most infuriating aspect of these people. They legitimately believe that they are some kind of Everyman hero and not the suit wearing stooge from a bad Captain Planet rerun.

See also: Paul Ryan and Rage Against The Machine.  

Short of finding out he’s a serial killer, this is the most definitive proof we can get that Pai is a sociopath. Everything about The Big Lebowski runs so contrary to who Pai is and what he’s doing that he shouldn’t possibly be able to enjoy it. The only cause he has to celebrate it, then, is to ingratiate himself…

You regret trying to watch “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central.

I hope he learns what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.

Yeah, that’s something else I’m starting to figure out is what robot teams are good at what missions and which islands. Blitzkrieg is also pretty ass at defending the Train for the same reason as the silos.

I hate to have to point this out, but the Washington Examiner is a right wing publication, and “articles” like the one you linked are perfect examples of that bias.

I skimmed through the link you are using as proof of his accomplishments and of those most are either meaningless or totally counter-productive. For example, the top item on the list- the tax bill. That bill has actually raised taxes for millions of people like me just because me and 38 million other people live in…

Please. A huge percentage of that list is vague (i.e. “Worked to increase defense spending”) or highly debatable (i.e. withdrawing from Paris Climate Accords) or not an accomplishment at all (i.e. the last three bullets where traveling is apparently a major accomplishment). And the list of things he’s made worse…

It was a really good show in the beginning and one of the best sitcoms of the 80s/90s for a few seasons in the middle. Then it became unbelievably terrible...