I’ve always loved RTJ, particularly because of the Death Star destruction sequence.

Ok, let’s say we had a puppy for a President.

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

I can see his confusion. I mean, how else are you supposed to make a point about Chinese espionage except by mocking stereotypically Asian pronunciation?

Source?

They picked her because she’s a moderately attractive woman who can remember her lines, and more importantly, she was willing to be cannon fodder for a bunch of evil bastards who would never be acceptable to the American public.

“If you [want] to learn how to celebrate black history and culture during this month you can ask black students at this school instead of patronizing us with Koolaid, watermelon and ribs,” Harris wrote.

“Child of mine! You lectured and ridiculed a US senator? Good for you! Let me take you out for ice cream. Wait, do you smoke weed? Let me take you out for weed, and then probably ice cream.”

Only if a dog uses its paw to cover its eyes while making an obviously dubbed stock whining noise after the record scratch.

Okay, but they still get to keep the “record scratch/music stops” effect in comedy trailers.

Fortunate Son is obliquely about the war, because it’s the story of a poor boy who was drafted and sent to war because he was poor and couldn’t get any deferments. And Mr. Bone Spur is in the White House now, so it’s stood the test of time as well.

“No one takes a thug seriously if he enters to “Bad to the Bone.””


Counterpoint- I take the Terminator *very* seriously, as any right-thinking person should.

anything with tom cruise

I was gonna say all those pictures look like the “after” mugshots of people who have been arrested for using meth.

Springsteen is.

Wow they all look like composite sketches of Zodiac Killer suspects.

So I’ve never seen one of these movies but every time I hear about them its like 2 movies later. I swear I was just reading about Sharknado 4.

He tried the Chicken Tikka Masala special by accident once.

“These condos are so nice you could bang a porn star here!”