Words out of his mouth?

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! 'Judean People's Front'. We're the People's Front of Judea! 'Judean People's Front'.
Francis: Wankers.

Each district area selecting three or four representatives via single transferable vote would go a long way towards making the house much more representational, too. The two major parties would still have significant presence in the senate, and presidency, but allowing other parties to grow as popular political…

Yeah, he thinks he's a top.

"It's an X, just like I sign mah name! It's a symbol of southern pride."

Not if it's polyester they don't.

I know, we just keep reZyklon all the same old jokes.

"I like that he's easy to understand."

Oo, ooh! or lib-tards!

but, but, mah adoptions!

Remember, you don't have to defend allegations if they're aimed at ill-defined groups!

Right wing? Check.
Leverages fear? check!
Collusion of corporate and government interests? check, checkety, checkcheck!
Jingoistic? mmmmm…….check!
Authoritarian? dingdingding.

My momma took it to me, tryna tell me how live.
but I don't listen to her, cause my head is like a sieve.

Gen'rals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses.

The hammer is my penis.

Hey, I liked the Man Who Knew Too Little!

"What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame? I'd choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy power and fame, that way you'd have it all and be really happy! Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. The part I think I'd like best is…

"Never meet your heroes, kid."

I want Tom Robbins to design my bathroom.
That would be cray.